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*Cold, alone, and ~~NAKED~~ sitting on the side of the road, Doctor Venture rubbed his head and stared forward blankly. He nodded once, and twice.. then a third time.*

Look is that all you came here for?! To just cut me-- Oh I get it.

*He reached into the pocket of his slacks and produced a pill compact. He shook a couple of his pills loose and popped them into his mouth. His eyes suddenly focused and he frowned, looking up and down the road before turning his attention to his wrist.*

Brock, come in Brock. Brock! I seem to have fallen out of a taxi, surely not on my own accord. Look, put the boys to bed and just swing by and pick me up in the X-1. BROCK?!

*he shook the communicator and stared at it for a moment, before letting out a loud sigh.*

Great and now this thing's out again. What next?

*He sat, frowning for a few moments, before he laboredly climbed to his feet and started to shuffle up the road toward Lahan, muttering to himself as he went.*

Maybe they've got something I can use to fix this damn thing.. Or at least an ATM.

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Ahh?? Butter? Um no I didn't get any. Uzuki-san didn't say to get any...

OH but are you trying to find some?? *Smiling OH SO HOPEFUL he was determined to be as helpful as possible.*

...No.. *He grimaced* Did you just say.. san? *He moved forward, feeling up the boy's arm*

Well, you don't SEEM to be robotic.. And you aren't blonde.. Well, assuming you aren't the product of a psychopathic Asian, where are we located?

... Ah what? N-No I am a shinigami oh I am not actually a robot. That is because Urahara-san.... Ohhhmmm OH!! This is Lahan. I am sorry! I did not introduce myself. *An awkward little bow past his bag of groceries was offered.* My name is Hanatarou Yamada.

So you're not into robotics? Look kid, that stuff's useless anyway.

You know where I can get another cab? Perhaps this time I'll judge my ride-mates with a little more.. bias. The last one wasn't a respectable woman at all, only a common pickpocket! And I heard that the ladies in times square were all the best-- I mean.. heh..

*He sighed, wiping the sweat that beaded on his forehead*

I just need a cab.

...

*He offered a very blank ....blank look.* Oh? ...I'm sorry I don't actually know what that is. Perhaps um...ah is it like a fruit?

*He sighed again, more loudly*

You don't need to keep up the act, I didn't even pay to get in here! Just point me to the phone, or your manager, or whatever.

...*EVEN MORE confusion popped up on his face* Hmmm OH! A...phone... YES there is something like that ah it is what Uzuki-san uses to talk to people in spaceships and robots!

So you're not.. *He shook his head*

Uzuki.. Haven't heard of him. Is he some kind of low-brow scientist? *He scoffed, smirking and crossing his arms* Well, if he's all about robotics, then I suppose he is. And space travel.. A dead science.

But if he has a phone..

*Suddenly a little boy appeared behind Hanatarou, staring up at the old man with big curious blue eyes.*

Hana... who is your frwend?

Kento-san...ohhh what are you doing here? OH Um this is... ah...

I did not get his name!

Well, I didn't want to attract any unwanted attention.. or excite you too much, but I'm Doctor Thaddeus S. Venture, of course.

...Oh *Hanatarou gave another bow* I am glad to meet you then Venture-san. Oh um it is this way then!

*His smugness faded somewhat*

Yes yes, to the phone, then. *He followed, looking defeated and ever annoyed*

*AND KENTO FOLLOWED behind them. :D*

*Home was the direction he took them both. Past a duck farm and a few other buildings.*

*He pushed up his glasses, growing more worried... He checked his wrist, just in case.. Maybe he even whispered Brock's name into it.. Help, please. D:*

*Once they reached the gate Hanatarou had done well to lead them in but to the far left by a little man made pond was a young girl watching...a deer scare.*

*He made a disapproving sound and maybe muttered something impolite about asians when he saw the green-haired girl*

UZUKI-SAAAAN I AM HOME AND ALSO THERE IS A GUEST!! UZUKI-SAAAAN

*He hurried into the house to retrieve the man with the communicator.*

*A cat walked past them and stopped at Dr. Venture's foot, sniffing it before he hissed and growled up at him, his fur bristling.*

*He just walked right in, standing near the door, glancing around at the.. Whatever it was. It certainly didn't SEEM like the home of a scientist.

BUT THEN he looked down at the cat, and attempted to nudge it away* Uh.. good kitty, stay away from the doctor.. Shoo shoo!

*HE HISSED AGAIN and leaped up, latching himself to his thigh with his claws.*

AHHHHHH WERECAT! *He dropped to the floor and began rolling, as if on fire*

*SGFHJF OH GOD THE WEIGHT ON TOP OF HIM, he soon let go and scampered away.*

*He sat up, straightening his glasses, and shaking his fist in the direction the foul beast disappeared* That will teach you to hinder science!

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