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*Cold, alone, and ~~NAKED~~ sitting on the side of the road, Doctor Venture rubbed his head and stared forward blankly. He nodded once, and twice.. then a third time.*

Look is that all you came here for?! To just cut me-- Oh I get it.

*He reached into the pocket of his slacks and produced a pill compact. He shook a couple of his pills loose and popped them into his mouth. His eyes suddenly focused and he frowned, looking up and down the road before turning his attention to his wrist.*

Brock, come in Brock. Brock! I seem to have fallen out of a taxi, surely not on my own accord. Look, put the boys to bed and just swing by and pick me up in the X-1. BROCK?!

*he shook the communicator and stared at it for a moment, before letting out a loud sigh.*

Great and now this thing's out again. What next?

*He sat, frowning for a few moments, before he laboredly climbed to his feet and started to shuffle up the road toward Lahan, muttering to himself as he went.*

Maybe they've got something I can use to fix this damn thing.. Or at least an ATM.

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Voice? I assure you that I can sing wonderfully.

Well, yes, pretty much.

Yes, I'm sure. And we're all very proud. Look, where is this other town. Do they have phones there? Or at least a bar? Maybe a mexican doctor who is lenient with his prescription pad, if you know what I mean.

-Diva pointed down the path, away from Lahan.- The next town is about ten kilometers that way. There's a bar and a doctor in Lahan, but no, I don't know what you mean.

Ten.. Kilo.. UGH! *he threw his hands up angrily* Walk that far for a phone?! I'm starting to think this is a whole other country! I didn't get on the cab to Ethiopia did I?!

No, this is ~~Chunkdonia~~ another world that what you came from, actually. This place isn't even Earth, to tell you the truth~

Of course, it wouldn't be surprising if you didn't believe that. No one ever does. But, well, you get used to it soon enough.

Hm.. You aren't on the dope are you? *He adjusted his glasses and stared at her for a moment, before looking down at his wrist communicator and fiddling with the buttons*

Well, it is true I can't find the boys' locations. Yes.. *He looked up and around at the wildlife, stroking his beard* Perhaps I have mastered some interstellar travel while on my binge-- I- ahh ah mean.. While I had the flu. The.. Bird flu. Terrible, terrible illness.

Well, it doesn't really make sense at all unless you're a God of this world anyways.

-But she didn't go into that any more, instead changing the subject.- Right. Um, well, that's possible, I guess.

God? Well I AM Rusty Venture, boy adventurer, envy of children everywhere. Well, I was. Now I'm just a regular old science genius. *ADORABLE BOYISH GRIN HERE*

-She laughs at that.- Ne, is that so? How impressive. But, you know, Rusty~ I meant that I'm a God.

Oh god, one of these.. You didn't escape from a pyramid, did you?

Oh, no, of course not. It was kind of by a series of strange circumstances, but...Well I'm traveling to see the world. My family kind of...fell apart, I guess, so I thought going out would be...nice, I guess.

Gods have families, now? Families that fall apart? if you're so godly why don't you just zap them into obedience.. or whatever it is you gods do?

Well, that wouldn't exactly be a real family.

Sure it would. My boys are clones now, but you don't see me complaining. They're just as annoying and.. THERE as they were the day they were born.

Well, my children are both old enough to take care of themselves now, and, well, I love my husbands, but one of them ran away and the other was pretty much into men to begin with, but he liked me for some reason.

-Now that she says that, that sounds really weird. D:- Um, but did you need a doctor for something?

...Husbands..? I.. see.. So you're that kind of girl, huh?

Oh.. Oh yes.. I'm running low on diet pills, you see. *he patted his stomach* This six pack didn't just science its way onto my body! Aha hahaha!

I suppose so. It depends on what you mean by that.

Um, I've never heard of diet pills.

Well, it's not everyday that you see polygamy in action. Ladies with multiple boyfriends, sure. But husbands.. Isn't that.. illegal? Although, forbidden fruit is much sweeter, ahahaha, right?

Oh, well, I loved them both so I decided I would marry both. No one bothered us about it.

Alright already, what is with you?! You're like a big long telemarketer call! All great and wonderful, until they transfer you and ask for your credit card number!

...What's a telemarketer?

Oh, what's that? You don't get telemarketers up in Heaven, God?

Well, no.